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  • Head Trauma

  • The Bruising Diary of a Head Teacher
  • By: Nick Smith
  • Narrated by: Finlay Robertson
  • Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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By: Nick Smith
Narrated by: Finlay Robertson
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Summary

A humorous yet honest look at the education system, from trainee to headteacher across an extraordinary thirty-year career.

'As I began my teacher training, little did I know of what awaited me. Almost three decades and seven schools later, I am head of a state secondary school. On the wall in my office is a children's toy, a plastic monster's head which, if pressed, emits a pre-recorded message: "It beggars belief!". I press the monster whenever I, pupils, parents, staff, or the Department of Education do something that is notable, ludicrous, odd, bewildering or unreasonable. It is pressed so often that I am forever having to replace the batteries.'

Nick Smith charts his journey from trainee teacher through to inspiring head across his near thirty-year career, with fascinating insights into the educational system along the way. The catalogue of incidents ranges from the embarrassing to the ridiculous, hilarious to the heart-breaking, and together they illustrate the daily grind of life at the whiteboard face in UK schools. Head Trauma is more than an amusing look at the trials of teacherdom—it's a call to arms for parents, teachers and pupils alike.

©2022 Nick Smith (P)2022 W F Howes

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