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How to Be a Man
- Narrated by: Chabuddy G
- Length: 2 hrs
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Summary
BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT!
Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades.
In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book.
I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.
So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.
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- superhans
- 02-11-18
Extra Girthy
This is the girthiest audiobook on the web. Big up the Beige prince Chabuddy G!
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- D3RV15H
- 04-11-18
Absolute Bvanger mate!
This book is bloody amazing mate. I only read it once and already I feel like an actual proper man mate. There were a few bits that I thought I’d struggle with, like the sqvinting look but I did manage it the end. I mean bloody hell, if this ain’t worth £10 or however much I stole it for then I don’t know vot is mate. 10/10. Will definitely read again when I start feeling feminine and all that. Big up Chabuddy G. Hopevully meet for that coffvee soon.
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- S
- 07-11-18
Chapatti Ghee is the man.
This is soo funny. Asim you're a legend mate. You nailed the stereotypical pakistani guy we all once knew 😂
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- Steven Cox
- 02-11-18
Class act Chabuddy G
Laughing from the start until the finish, “Chabzy” brings out all the qualities we love in PJDN to an audio book. For anyone with a sense of humour!
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- Dunvallo
- 11-04-23
Too much Asim C. Not enough Chabuddy G.
Chabuddy G is a brilliant comedy character in the rich British sitcom tradition. His creator is a funny, talented man and he often stole the scene in "People Just Do Nothing".
Unfortunately, the author seems to have taken the Brexit vote quite personally and it seems to have put him at odds (at least in his own mind) with his countrymen. Too many of the payoffs and punchlines in this production rely on the assumption that the vote for the UK to leave the European Union was a vote of hatred against ethnic minorities. Something that is is untrue, hurtful and not particularly funny when laboured in this way.
The author seems to have been unable to resist the urge to use Chabuddy as a mouthpiece for these fears and frustrations. Chabuddy is his character, so that is his prerogative. But it didn't ring true to me. Coogan uses Partridge to take a dig at his political bugbears sometimes, but he is much more clever and subtle about it. It rarely seems un-Alan. The same can't be said about the use of Chabuddy here. Also, this was written in 2018. In 2023, the Brexit references have already aged "How to be Man" poorly.
Anyway, Chabuddy/Asim, we don't you hate you. We all love you because you make us laugh and that makes you a hero.
Oh, and by the way, I have no hesitation in recommending the new Kurupt FM Podkast here on Audible which also features The Girthinator in all his glory.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-01-22
Bloody Brilliant Mate
As a fan of the show, this didn’t disappoint and had me laughing throughout. Very funny mate.
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- Billy Crook
- 06-11-18
bloody banta mate, ready go be a man great book go
absolute bants loved every minute of it.. chubbudy g my uncle from another uncle x
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- Anonymous User
- 06-11-18
Incredibly funny.... Loved every moment of it.
Chabazzy defo knows what it takes to be a man and his advice can help many people who haven't yet found a way of making shit happen like chabzzy. Chabbzy is the biggest legend that came out of Hounslow ha ha ha
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- Adrian
- 05-11-18
Chabuddy g at his best
Hands down the best character to come out of the UK in decades...was in stitches
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- Shayne
- 04-11-18
Too funny
This book is too funny and the Chubuddy smashes it on the delivery. Highly recommended
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