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Ratburger

By: David Walliams
Narrated by: David Walliams, Nitin Ganatra
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Summary

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.

Hot on the heels of bestselling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel – the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery – mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title…

From the author that is being called ‘a new Roald Dahl’, Ratburger is not to be missed!

©2012 David Walliams (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Critic reviews

"I absolutely love David Walliams's books. In a few more years they will become classics." (Sue Townsend, author of Adrian Mole)

"Another triumph for David Walliams. His books are a breath of wonderful fresh air." (The Sun)

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Amazing

One of the best books in history! Highly recommend this book to a child who loves action.

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Peace and quiet!

Our three boys thoroughly enjoyed listening to this in the car over a long journey. Much better than the usual bickering! Shall be downloading more! Thanks Audible.co.uk.

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7-year old loves it

there's no requirement for 15 words that all I've got to say is my 7 year old loves it

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Very good but sad.

I have read many David Walliums books and this was the saddest. I would recommend this book to any child who can cope with sadness and death of cute animals.I brought this book to listen to at bead time but I can't because it is too sad.

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😃😄😁😆😀🥹🥹😊😊😊😊😊😉😉😉😗😍😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡💛💛💛💛💛💚💚💚💚💚💙💙💙💙💙💜💜💜💜💜🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🤍

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Amazing!!

I love it it’s fabulous I recommend to people who like tense and thrilling stories.

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🍔 I’m so happy 😁

Burger 🍔 is the only thing that matters in life .And so is rats.yeah baby,RATS!!!

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Ratburger

My kids loved it, I play stories to them in bed so I can watch my soaps works a treat

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Great book on a journey. .

Kids loved it...went on a four hour round journey. ....Great entertainment. ..highly recommended to all

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best audible ever

Would you listen to Ratburger again? Why?

it is the best book ever but the deamon dentest was realy good to and i recormend to lisen to this audible it is funy sad happy all in one. zoe was a vety brave girl and rarge the shop owner is just so funy and is in all his books

What other book might you compare Ratburger to, and why?

the deamon dentist is compared to ratburger is becus of the evilest woman in the deamon dentest and the evilest man in the world is in ratbuger

What about David Walliams’s performance did you like?

he is a grate rader and dose grate voices and my best performance was when he plays rarge

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

yes it was a realy funy book

Any additional comments?

best book ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

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