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The World's Worst Teachers
- Narrated by: David Walliams
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
Millions of young listeners have loved the World's Worst Children tales. Now they will revel in this delightfully dreadful collection of the most gruesome grown-ups ever: The World's Worst Teachers.
Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot. These 10 tales of the world's most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates. Dr Dread teaches science and is half man, half monster. Watch out for the ghastly Miss Seethe. She is always furious and she's on a detention rampage. And as for Pent, he's a teacher with a real difference. He is bone-shakingly terrified of children!
Critic reviews
"This really is Walliams at his most indulgently gross and silly the perfect combination for thousands of his loyal fans stunningly illustrated by Ross who captures the energy and chaos of the stories." (Daily Mail)
"Laugh-out-loud funny and downright disgusting." (Daily Express)
"Often described as the modern-day Roald Dahl, Walliams is a big author with big ideas and plenty of illustrations, all combining to make for real page-turners, even for kids who would normally look at you as if youre mad to suggest reading for pleasure." (The Independent)
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- Katie
- 08-11-19
The worlds worst teachers ❤💙💚💛💜💓💔💕💖💗💘💝
The story is amazing✴✴ it is awesome for little children too 🙌🙆love the reading 🌊🌊love it 😆☺😊😀😁THANKS ❤💙💚💛💜💓💔💕💖💘💗💝💞💟🔮I also love the idea of doing a story for every single bad teacher. I love all your story's I have read them all 🙈🙈💕🙆🙌🌊💚💛💓🔮😀AMAZING also I liked the bit at the start about how rubbish David is when he is actually awsome, love the voices thanks again x 💗🌸💜🌼🌴🌵🌱🌲🍈🌻🌈🌳⛅☀🍁🍂🍃🍀🍑💋💙😅😕💝 but I thought my teachers were bad ☺😁😂😅
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- Amazon Customer
- 29-11-19
Hilarious, this is probably one of my faves!
This book is absolutely hilarious, I almost cried of laughter, definitely recommend this book for people who want to have a good laugh! lol 🤣
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- Marco De Rosa
- 14-10-19
The works worst teachers
It is very good for going to sleep. And is a very good book all round and is so interesting
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- Sam O'Regan
- 03-12-19
Wow 😲🤩🤩😎😆🤓🥶😡🤑
Wow just wow 😲
Amazing 5 star 💫 book 📚 best book ever 📖📚
100 💯 percent perfect 👌
Amassing my favourite chapter was mrs.splat
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- WilderMind
- 13-11-19
Worlds worst teachers!!!
This is an amazing book and a bit yucky 😝 and also really funny you should try and dad. So cool this book is a 4 or 5 star book awesome book to have
When you are tucked up in bed 💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂💂 👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮
14 people found this helpful
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- Amazon Customer
- 13-11-19
Wow
It was great I loved it and it is addictive,funny and awesome so glad to have listened to it.
13 people found this helpful
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- Miss C Knightley
- 24-11-19
Love it
It was amazing and I’m only 9 and I love it was funny all my friends it too sooo amazing
10 people found this helpful
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- Amazon Customer
- 24-10-19
😋😋😋😋
Best book ever in the world 🌎🌎🌎are they real techers if t hen still the best book
10 people found this helpful
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- Mr David J Rivett
- 19-01-20
love it
it was amazing it made me laugh so much I can't wait for another book
8 people found this helpful
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- Samantha Wickenden
- 04-09-19
Spot on!
Every adult and kid can relate to the funny and silly stories about teachers from school. This is a great book.... The chair of a thousand farts!!
Funny. Silly. Cheeky and gross.
16 people found this helpful
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- Monique
- 18-05-20
I loved this book
It was funny and cool I give this book five stars this is my favorite book
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- Hallie
- 21-07-20
noice
really good its nice because it has like sound effects and and and and and i wrote that for the minimum of 15
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- Zax
- 30-06-20
Lockdown relief
This book kept my children entertained for hours! The lived themselves into each story. Extremely well done!
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-03-22
Incredibly good book 📖 👌 👏 👍
Incredibly funny and enjoyable to listen to when you need to pass time. I thought it was a great book to listen to.
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- Alex
- 19-09-20
Amazing
This book is one of the best books I have ever heard. I have listened to it 40 times. The way David Walliams reads it and how he manages to get you hooked from the first story. He makes you want to see how bad the next teacher is compared to the first. I highly recommend this audio book for the young age.
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- Anonymous User
- 17-09-20
😉😉😉So good😃😃😃😄😄
I loved it😀😀😂😁😁😃
good story 😃😃😄😅😅😅😆😆😆😇
I love david williams😉😉😉😁😁😀😆😇😇😇😇
Hope u like the review😉😉😁😀😊😊😊😇😇😇☺☺
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- aliceeliza
- 09-04-20
Top audio book - highly recommend.
My 9 year old son loved this book! Really fun to listen to. We can wait to hear the next one. Keeping us going during the Covid-19 pandemic. Thanks David!
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- Amazon Customer
- 23-01-20
A-ma-zing!
I think this was one of the best books I have ever read. I think anybody who doesn't like it clearly just doesn't have the same perspective of everyone else in the world. There's is a laugh on every page in this book. All in all amazing book!