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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep
- Narrated by: Skyler Morgan
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep
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In his previous collection, Not Quite so Stories, David S. Atkinson twisted reality with small absurdities. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep leaves sanity completely behind, pondering modern life through surreal humorous flash fiction involving Margaret Thatcher, jam appearing in boxers overnight, Gene Roddenberry, and more.
©2018 David S. Atkinson (P)2018 David S. Atkinson
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