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Self Help
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Ron Perlman
- Series: Audible Original Stories
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
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- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction
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- Mat F
- 13-07-22
There’s got to be more story here?!
I really enjoyed this story, Wil and Ron gave brilliant performances and the effects for some of Ron’s pieces added great depth.
Having never written a book, as I don’t have anywhere near the skill required, it’s probably hypocritical of me to say: There needs to be more!! The story was great and I really enjoyed it, I would have liked to have the Killer Instict part play out for a bit longer. That being said, the story doesn’t lose anything with the way it’s delivered and it runs nicely.
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- Anonymous User
- 30-05-22
Entertaining and slightly thought provoking, overall humorous
I really wasn’t sure where this book was going for the first half hour or so. There’s quite a bit of silliness and it skips a bit, but overall it turned into a very good listen. The ending is worth it and I’d recommend others give it a shot if they’re looking for something that’s lighthearted with a little darkness and death mixed in. Thanks
7 people found this helpful
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- Anonymous User
- 01-06-22
great listen loved the narrator. and Ron Perlman
it was a very interesting and different book. I enjoyed it a lot. would recommend
5 people found this helpful
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- Kari
- 30-05-22
Dean Koontz style
Good story with a great narrator!
Nice build up and delivery.
The style reminded me of late night staying awake in middle school, not able to put down Dean Koontz.
5 people found this helpful
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- Jodi
- 09-06-22
A fun distraction
Part mystery, part character study, part cautionary tale and a fun listen all the way through! I thoroughly enjoyed it.
4 people found this helpful
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- Heather Pentecost
- 11-06-22
Ha, ha, ha..,
Best laugh I’ve had in a long time! Great short story, funny premise. Well performed.
2 people found this helpful
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- BJC
- 11-06-22
Who needs some “Self Help?”
I got this audiobook number one because it was free and number two because it sounded like it would do just for an afternoon of working in the yard. It turns out that I got an awful lot done today and was very sad when the book came to an end. I’ve decided that I will never get a self help audiobook. In the end it was Tina that made the correct decision.
2 people found this helpful
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- NSGirl
- 28-05-22
Entertaining!
I'm addicted to Audible books and podcasts. This one was funny, a little weird, and just fantastic. Will Weaton is a great narrator. He wasn't just reading the lines like some do. He was emotive and impactful. Ron Perlman has such a distinct voice, and it fit the character perfectly.
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- cercecat
- 26-05-22
Quirky cautionary tale....
Wil Wheaton is one of my favourite narrators and he is excellent, as always. l am pleased to have found
a new author! Loved the premise of audiobook within audiobook twist.
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- James Gamboe
- 08-08-22
Funny short story.
It's not Steinbeck, but it's silly and fun. Wil Wheaton and Ron Perlman did a good job. you can hear Wil Wheaton smiling when he's reading. So you know they were having fun.
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- ConnieVS
- 08-08-22
Super Fun
Thoroughly enjoyed it! Going to look for other titles by this author. Also, Ron Pearlman could talk me into anything too!
1 person found this helpful