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The Badger and Blondie's Beaver
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe Style Comedy
- Narrated by: Jack Michael Stacey
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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- Amazon Customer
- 15-02-22
Good but not Brilliant
this book is very much in the style of Tom Sharpe, but has not quite got the riotous and anarchic build up that Sharpe is famous for, it is a bit flat to begin with but does get better , however the production of the audio book is horrendous, long gaps between chapters sometimes over a minute long at the beginning of the book but does get better, however i did enjoy it and will be reading more from this author,