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  • The Holy F--king Bible

  • According to Matt Shaw
  • By: Matt Shaw
  • Narrated by: Matt Shaw
  • Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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Summary

The Holy Bible, according to Matt Shaw.

Taking the popular stories from the Bible and giving them a horror twist, this book is not intended to be used as a way of preaching your beliefs. God would probably frown down upon such usage, but if you wanted to put your feet up and chuckle along with some dark humor, then God would surely approve. 

For fans of the original book, this isn't for you. You won't like this. Don't listen to it. Don't be mad at me for writing it, though because, if you think about it, I am still getting the important stories out there. Kind of.

©2022 Matt Shaw Publications (P)2022 Matt Shaw Publications

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