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  • Tidy the F*ck Up

  • The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
  • By: Messie Condo
  • Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
  • Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (5 ratings)
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Summary

This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • Become a decision-making bad*ss
  • Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
  • Live life after a clusterf*ck!
  • And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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Cuts the cr*p, so you will dump your sh*t

Like almost everyone I know, I have too much stuff. So much stuff that it causes stress and worry for me and my husband (he also has too much stuff, of course.)

I have listened to a couple of books on the subject but like many self-help books, they were so earnest and humourless, I found it hard to keep listening and take on the no doubt very useful learning points. This book is a wonderfully refreshing antidote to all that sweetness and light. It is funny, a little bit cynical and full of profanity - I loved it.

I listened to it yesterday and have already got rid of a ton of stuff. Today my husband is listening to it while we both chuck out decades' worth of accumulated junk. Result. I shall be listening to it again and again when I start to slack off.

Now I just need Messie Condo (haha) to write Slim the F*ck Down to inspire me in my weight loss endeavours.

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