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Wet Cats Can't Golf

By: George Booth
Narrated by: Will Stauff
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Summary

For years, George Booth was implored by others to "shut up and write a book". And so he did, beginning his first book, Wet Dogs Can't Fly, with the all-important first line: "I found my first dead guy when I was six." What you have now is the follow-up, Wet Cats Can't Golf, anticipated by tens of people.

Born to a family of storytellers and big complainers, he takes creative license with tales of teenage shenanigans gone bad, silly relatives, holidays, and the search for Arthur Godfrey's bicycle, while mixing in his take on the moronic behaviors of everyone else. With story after story, he entertains anyone who will sit still long enough to listen to it.

Book 2 in the series that starts with Wet Dogs Can't Fly.

Contact George Booth at Bob@ohkeydokey.com.

©2023 George Booth (P)2023 George Booth

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