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Baker's Dozen
- By: Candace Nola, Jeff Strand, Christine Morgan, and others
- Narrated by: Jamison Walker
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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Uncomfortably Dark presents...The Baker’s Dozen! Delicious dark delights for your horror consumption! Come indulge in the dark and disturbing with 13 tantalizing tales of terror written by an incredible lineup of independent horror authors. With stories ranging from delightful to disturbing, you are sure to find something to please your sweet spot. Authors include Jeff Strand, Christine Morgan, Ruthann Jagge, Aron Beauregard, Lee Franklin, Chris Miller, Patrick C. Harrison, III, Carver Pike, Kenzie Jennings, Daniel Volpe, Rowland Bercy, Jr., Candace Nola and M. Ennenbach.
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Baker's Dozen
- Narrated by: Jamison Walker
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 26-04-22
- Language: English
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Bang Up
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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"You want to pay me to sleep with your wife?" Kirk is extremely surprised by Ralph's proposition. He's even more surprised by the next part: Kirk is supposed to perform badly, to make Ralph look good by comparison. And Julie isn't supposed to know that any of this was planned. It's the kind of offer any smart, sane person would turn down. But this is not a book about smart, sane people. This is "bad decisions spiral out of control" all the way. From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure and Dweller comes something lighter, goofier, and way smuttier.
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Bang Up
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 04-08-22
- Language: English
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Casket for Sale (Only Used Once)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 3
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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Meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He’s a better father and husband. And he’s vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong. This time, he’s just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously. Unfortunately, when you’re Andrew Mayhem, you just can’t help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death.
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Casket for Sale (Only Used Once)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 3
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 26-03-21
- Language: English
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Candy Coated Madness
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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A cheerful snack mascot who snaps under the pressure. The nightmarish effects of the most depressing holiday song of all time. A virtual-reality environment that allows you to enact your most depraved fantasies...sort of. Giant mutant cockroaches doing battle with zombies in the Old West. An unnerving discovery in the Book of Revelations. The true secret of silent comedian Buster Keaton's success. Plus a Halloween curse, a lot of psychopaths, and much more!
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Candy Coated Madness
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 25-05-21
- Language: English
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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Can the friend zone survive the end of the world? Missy and Kevin are friends. Just friends. They’d never actually date each other, because they’ve been friends since childhood, and that would be weird. Now it’s the apocalypse. People are leaking blood from their eyeballs and turning into homicidal oozing mutants. Fortunately, Kevin has access to an underground shelter, and he and Missy make it there in time to avoid a horrible gruesome death. But they’re trapped down there. Things are going to get weird.
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 23-03-18
- Language: English
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Gleefully Macabre Tales
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Cemetery Dance Magazine says that, "No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." Gleefully Macabre Tales compiles 33 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you.
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Gleefully Macabre Tales
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 04-06-20
- Language: English
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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
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As a stay-at-home dad taking care of triplets, Andrew Mayhem's days of getting into wild adventures are over. His life is measured in diaper changes. Sleep has become an abstract concept, something oft-discussed with his wife, Helen, but rarely experienced. So, when internet celebrity explorer Percival Longshore asks Andrew and his best friend, Roger, to travel with him on a good old-fashioned treasure hunt, Andrew laughs off the idea.
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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 5
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 20-07-21
- Language: English
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Faint of Heart
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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Rebecca Harpster is frightened of spending the night alone, but she assures her husband Gary that she'll be fine when he goes out camping with his buddies for the weekend. They have a safe little home in the woods of Alaska with an excellent security system. Yeah, she knows she'll spend the entire time jumping at every noise, but she also knows that the danger is all in her head.
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Faint of Heart
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 06-03-24
- Language: English
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Suckers
- By: J. A. Konrath, Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers. Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.
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Suckers
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 4.5
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 09-08-11
- Language: English
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Stranger Things Have Happened
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third. Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear.
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Stranger Things Have Happened
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 30-06-17
- Language: English
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Bring Her Back
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Henry Schrader
- Length: 6 hrs
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Frank knows that he's creepy. There's nothing he can do about it. His creepiness - along with the fact that his father once killed 11 people in an office shooting - has kept him from ever having a girlfriend. When he finally works up the nerve to ask Abigail out on a date, after buying flowers from her every day for the past three months, he's sure she'll say no. But she accepts. These two kindhearted but weird souls have found each other, and Frank thinks his life is about to change for the better. But this is not a love story. This is a tale of revenge and madness.
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Bring Her Back
- Narrated by: Henry Schrader
- Length: 6 hrs
- Release date: 20-01-21
- Language: English
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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This novel is the tale of Stanley Dabernath, zombie. A regular guy who dies, is brought back to life as a ghastly walking cadaver, and becomes the international sensation hailed by the press as The Amazing Mr. Corpse. Fame! Wealth! Groupies! Despite his ghoulish appearance, Stanley finds himself living the dream. But in many ways, it’s harder to be a celebrity than a zombie. The suits behind Project Second Chance want to tell him how to behave in public. There’s constant pressure coming at him from all sides—not to mention that many people consider him a vile blasphemy.
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 10-06-22
- Language: English
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 23-12-22
- Language: English
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Evil Little F---s
- By: Sinister Smile Press, Rebecca Rowland, Jeff Strand, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Journey through the twisted minds of evil children, those who are born not of childish whimsy, but rather sprout from the seeds of nightmares. Presenting Evil Little F---s, a curated anthology of horror stories penned by leading authors in the genre. Traverse a universe where humanity’s own offspring unleash a level of brutality that surpasses the capabilities of most adults. Just remember, you brought them into this world, and you just might have to take them out.
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Evil Little F---s
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 02-04-24
- Language: English
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Along Comes Scary
- Rock & Roll Nightmares: '60s Edition Short Stories
- By: Staci Layne Wilson, Jeff Strand, Marco Mannone, and others
- Narrated by: Jennifer Knighton
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
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Tune in, turn on, and drop in to the rock 'n' roll rabbit hole! Along Comes Scary is set in an alternate spooky ’60s where vampires play screaming guitars, hell-bound hotrodders start a new trend on AM radio, and there are groupies who will do anything for a piece of their favorite band. Stories include "Papa’s Got a Brand-New Body Bag", "Hell-A Woman", and "She’s Got a Ticket to Die".
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Along Comes Scary
- Rock & Roll Nightmares: '60s Edition Short Stories
- Narrated by: Jennifer Knighton
- Series: Rock & Roll Nightmares, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 15-09-21
- Language: English
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If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Nightmare Creatures
- The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- By: R.E. Sargent, Steven Pajak, Jeff Strand, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Razor-sharp teeth. Vicious claws. The soul-piercing eyes that stare you down right before it pounces. What will you do when it’s you against a purveyor of pure evil? You think it’s just a dream? Think again. These nightmare creatures have transcended the pages of the books they were written into, they’ve ripped their way from the silver screen, and now they are coming for you. There is nowhere to hide - they will find you. But the question remains. Do you have what it takes to conquer the beast or will you let it destroy you?
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If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Nightmare Creatures
- The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Series: The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 01-06-21
- Language: English
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The Never Dead
- By: Dan Henk, Jeff Strand, Tim Curran, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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As Rod Sterling famously said, "You unlock this door with the key to your imagination". Sixteen tales of horror and woe are ensconced here.
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The Never Dead
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 24-07-23
- Language: English
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