Simon Haynes
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Hal Spacejock Omnibus One
- Hal Spacejock Books 1-3, Plus Visit
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Length: 26 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 32
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Story4 out of 5 stars 32
Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo....
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5 out of 5 stars
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brilliant load of old rubbish
- By Nathan J on 25-12-20
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Hal Spacejock Omnibus One
- Hal Spacejock Books 1-3, Plus Visit
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Series: Hal Spacejock, Book 1-3
- Length: 26 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 22-10-19
- Language: English
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Dragon and Chips: Omnibus One
- The Complete First Trilogy
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Length: 23 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
All three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single omnibus edition. Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins, and more....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Dragon and Chips
- By P. Clementson on 11-08-20
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Dragon and Chips: Omnibus One
- The Complete First Trilogy
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Series: Dragon and Chips, Book 1-3
- Length: 23 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 22-07-19
- Language: English
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A Robot Named Clunk
- Book 1 in the Hal Spacejock Series
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4 out of 5 stars 11
Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Mediocre, predictable story
- By Kelvin on 27-10-22
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A Robot Named Clunk
- Book 1 in the Hal Spacejock Series
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Series: Hal Spacejock, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 19-01-19
- Language: English
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Second Course
- Hal Spacejock, Book 2
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
Hal Spacejock’s cargo business is going so well he’s considering getting into passengers...especially the beautiful and mysterious Sonya Polarov. Clunk's certain she's up to something, but as usual Hal won't listen to a word he says....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Second Course
- By P. Clementson on 24-07-20
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Second Course
- Hal Spacejock, Book 2
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Series: Hal Spacejock, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 23-08-19
- Language: English
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How to Write a Novel
- Advice and Tips from A Full-Time Novelist
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Simon Haynes
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and publishing novels and short fiction for almost 20 years. This guide contains everything I've learned about writing a novel, both as an indie and as a trade-published author....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Easy to listen to and packed with ideas
- By Amazon Customer on 24-03-22
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How to Write a Novel
- Advice and Tips from A Full-Time Novelist
- Narrated by: Simon Haynes
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Release date: 13-09-19
- Language: English
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A Portion of Dragon and Chips
- Robot vs Dragons, Book 1
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: G.M. Graeme Hague
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2
Clunk's lost his memories. He doesn't know who he is or where he came from. And there's nowhere to get a recharge. But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Light hearted read
- By Ptigg on 03-04-21
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A Portion of Dragon and Chips
- Robot vs Dragons, Book 1
- Narrated by: G.M. Graeme Hague
- Series: Dragon and Chips, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 14-05-19
- Language: English
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Just Desserts
- Hal Spacejock, Book 3
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Hal Spacejock has a problem. His cargo hold is packed with expensive food, and the freezer equipment he bought from Bent Jimmy's bargain bin has just failed...exactly as Clunk predicted....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Just Desserts
- By P. Clementson on 24-07-20
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Just Desserts
- Hal Spacejock, Book 3
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Series: Hal Spacejock, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 18-10-19
- Language: English
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A Butt of Heads
- Robot vs Dragons, Book 2
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger...then run for the hills. Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay...or is it the other way round? Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads....
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A Butt of Heads
- Robot vs Dragons, Book 2
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Series: Dragon and Chips, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 23-05-19
- Language: English
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The Secret Signal
- Hal Junior Series, Book 1
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Simon Haynes
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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When a supply ship docks with space station Oberon, there's no hint of the crew's devious plans for the station's inhabitants. Hal Junior realizes that something is up, but he's got a reputation as a troublemaker and the adults won't listen to him....
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The Secret Signal
- Hal Junior Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Simon Haynes
- Series: Hal Junior Series, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 05-09-19
- Language: English
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A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
- Dragon and Chips, Book 3
- By: Simon Haynes
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Ahh, the Old Kingdom. Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. *Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed....
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A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
- Dragon and Chips, Book 3
- Narrated by: Graeme Hague
- Series: Dragon and Chips, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 17-06-19
- Language: English
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