The 11th book in this Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning series. Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Dog Man, Tom Gates and Pamela Butchart. 

As far back as Barry can remember, he’s always wanted a sausage dog. They’re like two of his favourite things (sausages and dogs) squidged together! Who cares if they bark the whole time, do poos everywhere, need three walks every day and stop you going to the cinema with your friends? Not Barry. Until he actukeely gets a real-life sausage dog, that is....

Join everyone's favourite loser on his 11th hilarious adventure.

Don't miss all the other brilliant books by Jim Smith!

Barry Loser: I Am Not a Loser 

Barry Loser: I Am Still Not a Loser (Winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize) 

Barry Loser: I Am So Over Being a Loser 

Barry Loser: I Am Sort of a Loser 

Barry Loser and the Holiday of Doom 

Barry Loser and the Crumpled Carton 

Barry Loser Hates Half Term! 

Barry Loser and the Birthday Billions 

Barry Loser: Worst School Trip Ever 

Barry Loser Is the Best at Football Not 

Barry Loser’s Book of Keel Stuff 

Barry Loser’s Christmas Joke Book!  

Future Ratboy and the Attack of the Killer Robot Grannies

Future Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom-Noms (Winner of the Scholastic Lollies Award)

Future Ratboy and the Quest for the Missing Thingy

Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and is the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning and best-selling Barry Loser series and the Lollies Award-winning Future Ratboy series.