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Barry Loser: I Am Not a Loser
- Narrated by: Huw Parmenter
- Series: Barry Loser, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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