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Summary

The essential new audiobook for first-time dads.

Are you ready for fatherhood?

Don't panic - dad and comedian George Lewis is here with all the seriously useful practical and emotional advice that you need to keep you (and your partner) sane!

From birth to pre-school, everything you need to know is here. And even better, it's packed with useful tips, inside knowledge and hilarious real-life stories from dads who know exactly what it's like to take your first steps as a new father - this book will get you totally prepared for the biggest thing to even happen in your life!

With contributions from fellow comedians Adam Kay, Romesh Ranganathan and many others, this audiobook will get you totally prepared for the biggest thing to even happen in your life!

With help from: Adam Kay, Andy Parsons, Carl Donnelly, Elis James, Iain Stirling, Ivo Graham, Jen Brister, Josh Widdicombe, Kerry Godliman, Matthew Crosby, Rich Hall, Romesh Ranganathan, Russell Kane, Sindhu Vee and the Midwife.

©2022 Off The Kerb Productions Limited (P)2022 Octopus Publishing Group

Critic reviews

"So funny you'll be glad you're having a baby!" (Josh Widdicombe)

"Great advice - funny enough to read if it wasn't." (Romesh Ranganathan)

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Loved it

As an expectant dad I've been hunting for a book that is, frankly, a bit more my level than the weighty volumes on child psychology that seem to be everywhere. George's book was helpful, funny, well read and just plain encouraging. You should listen to it as it's fantastic

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Thank You!

Totally helped removed my fears around being a dad to be.

Bite sized chunks of information are easy to take in and digest and the dad tips will be getting much use

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So funny and easy to listen to

This absolutely flew by. Great to hear such honesty about parenting, and it is funny throughout. So many appearances by famous comedians too, which was a lovely surprise!

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Hilarious!

Anyone expecting or a new dad this is a must listen - hilarious book on how to handle the new addition told in a way that will make you want to keep listening! Fantastic.