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  • Loosely Based on a Made-Up Story

  • A Non-Memoir
  • By: James Blunt
  • Narrated by: James Blunt
  • Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (932 ratings)

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Loosely Based on a Made-Up Story

By: James Blunt
Narrated by: James Blunt
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Summary

This book is inspired by true events but is not a biography.

The truth is My Truth is not The Truth, and that's as honest as I can be. It's partially true, rather than painfully true, and I have possibly been economical with the truth, Your Honour.

Basically, I made this sh*t up...

While James Blunt's crimes against music are well-documented, he also has some stories that are not. In Loosely Based On A Made-Up Story, James reveals his most riotous anecdotes to date for your amusement - and his parents' horror - in this highly anticipated non-memoir.

From his questionable Norfolk roots, eccentric family, boarding school antics, misjudged military service, rise to music stardom and tour escapades, James delves into his (surprisingly) fascinating life to date. What do you do when your mother writes irate emails to the future prime minister defending your honour? What does it take to run a male escort agency? And why exactly should you refrain from crowd-surfing? Find out here, folks...

Were the stories in this book grossly exaggerated in an attempt to impress? Maybe. But one thing is for certain: you won't want to miss it.

©2023 James Blunt (P)2023 Hachette Audio UK

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Absolutely hilarious, touching and outright bonkers

I would normally listen in private to any book!! however, this had to be shared. my partner and my self have been in stitches listing to Blunties escapades…. from touching moment to dame right debauchery!! He is stories are hard and fast, just like the one hit wonder ;)

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Fantastic such a laugh

Always knew he was funny but loved this book and laughed out loud more times than I can remember when listening to this

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Bluntastic

Absolutely loved this what a fantastic read, an amazing fun and humorous account or not if his life to date

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Absolutely brilliant

Very funny and very well written. Once you start listening you don’t want to stop. Hopefully it will become a number one best seller. It deserves to be.

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Funny candid and thoroughly entertaining

Great read , laughed out loud
Cringed a LOT !
Always loved his music and how anyone can take that much criticism is beyond me

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Loved it all

Great book really funny! Especially great being read by Blunty! Loved the book. The end!

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So funny

This was hilarious and completely entertaining! I’ll never know which bits were true and which were made up so I believed all of it 😆

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Great sense of humour.

entertaining to listen. madness and laugh out loud stories.
I enjoyed it very much ,cheered me up. I do listen to his songs too. tree wise man sound very good when you drive fast and have it loud. 😀

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Excellent

His self-deprecating style is hilarious. His stories had me laughing out loud. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and would highly recommend. Bravo James.

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A lesson on being an amazing human being

I’m not particularly familiar with his music but this is a lesson in how to be an imperfect human being. Take note haters!

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