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  • My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell

  • Immortal Divorce Court, Volume 1
  • By: Kirk Zurosky
  • Narrated by: Patrick Zeller
  • Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell

By: Kirk Zurosky
Narrated by: Patrick Zeller
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Summary

Sirius Sinister keeps sleeping with the wrong women. And this time, it’s led to his imprisonment in Hell. Literal Hell.

Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister has a healthy libido that constantly results in bad relationship decisions. But when he’s served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One - a shady woman from his past - he realizes there’s a major problem: He was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.

You would think by now he’d know having sex can lead to horrific consequences like marriage, children, and ex-wives - but some habits just won’t die. Leaving his faithful vampire Maltese, Garlic, behind, Sirius travels to court to defend himself with the help of his demon attorney, Maximillian Justice. Unfortunately, the trial quickly spirals out of control, and Sirius is banished to hell for a hundred years.

When Sirius finally escapes, he ends up in the Caribbean where he meets his next paramour: the Howler. After a wild romp with his new werewolf lover under the lure of a full blood moon, he finds himself becoming the father of a litter of pups - but, the Howler and her Pack want to put the dead in deadbeat dad. Luckily, Sirius is saved by the Queen of the Merfolk, who comes with a hidden agenda even as they fall in love. Can he make it work with the Queen, or will he have to head to Immortal Divorce Court once again as yet another relationship flounders?

For all those who have nursed a broken heart - or a vengeful one - Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1 is a sexy, exciting debut and the start of a hellishly fun new series about the flawed antihero Sirius Sinister.

©2020 Kirk Zurosky (P)2020 Kirk Zurosky

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so funny loved it

Great story definitely need headphones though a little risky at times but it's worth it. Will definitely get the next one

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I absolutely loved the story line the characters and the narrator . Also loved the humour . Can’t wait to read the next book

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