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Patricia Wants to Cuddle

By: Samantha Allan
Narrated by: Cindy Kay, Jasmin Walker, Justis Bolding, Laura Knight Keating, Susan Bennett
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Summary

It's week nine of this season of The Catch, and the cast and crew are arriving at their latest exotic location: a remote tree-covered island in the rainy North Pacific. America's most eligible bachelor (*eye-roll*) has whittled down the contestants to the Final Four, but as everyone online knows, he's probably just going to pick Vanessa. So far, so predictable.

At the top of Mount Resilience, luxury yurts surround an elegant firepit—all, of course, perfectly staged and lighted as the sight of some delicious drama for the cameras. But this week's Elimination Event isn't going to go as planned. In fact, this entire season of The Catch is about to be rather dramatically interrupted. Because someone—something—is watching from just beyond the trees. And they're out for blood.

©2022 Samantha Allan (P)2022 Faber Audio
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"Each character is voiced by a narrator who pulls the humanity from even the most outwardly vapid of them in this social satire and raucous lesbian horror tale." (Booklist)

"Five fantastic narrators expertly handle the multiple points of view in this delightfully odd ensemble story…" (AudioFile)

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A fun and campy take on a classic myth. I enjoyed this book a lot.

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This was wild !!

Where to begin. This was a wild romp that was gutsy and gory, and the right mix of horror and comedy. I was just blown away by how the story goes, so many twists and turns. This kinda reminded me of AHS Roanoke but in a great way (underrated season in my opinion), and Im here for a reality tv show falling apart due to unforseeen darkness in the woods.

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A bit odd!

Not sure if the first part of this book was needed tbh. Spent ALOT of time with pre-amble that the end just appeared out of nowhere. It was entertaining but not something I would recommend to someone wanting a thoughtful and creative narrative.

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