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The Kiss Quotient
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Series: The Kiss Quotient Series, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Women's Fiction
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- Lorraine Young
- 07-06-19
**Blush**
I don't normally read romance novels but because this was about an autistic woman I wanted to give it a try. There are some parts that made me blush but I powered through them and absolutely loved the story. I got major book hangover when I finished this and had nothing to fill that void!
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- Alex
- 10-12-21
Loved it!
Such an unusual and quirky book about Stella who has autism. She knows that she finds it hard to relate to people so she embarks on sex lessons with an escort, Michael.
It is funny, charming and so cute, that I am tempted to read it all over again! I loved all the side characters and the author did a great job on a tricky subject. Michael is delicious.
I thought the narrator was excellent too.
A 5* all round!!
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- AQ
- 22-05-21
easy listening, interesting topic
was suprised how much i enjoyed the story telling. Good introduction to audio and the narrator was easy to listen too.
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- SJ
- 05-03-19
Not what I expected. Listened to the end but annoyingly obvious.
I thought this book would talk a lot more about the intricacies of living with Aspergers and be a bit cleverer about the story line. The story was sexually explicit but that was a bit boring rather than making it more exciting. I listened to the end as I did want to find out what happened but it’s a bit predictable.
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- Liv Sarah Ansnes
- 07-08-22
As a woman with adhd and autism....
As a woman with adhd and autism, I absolutely loved reading this book. It's so authentic, and really captures so many of the obstacles I hava struggled with all my life - wrapped in this wonderful and cute story! Can't recommend enough!
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-07-22
Loved it. Devoured it in one sitting.
Read it in one sitting, only stopping for drinks. Lovely story. Really liked it.
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- awesomejadie
- 30-05-22
Very much enjoyed
As an autistic person, the main character was very relatable and the story was great. It's the first book I've been able to complete in years :)
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- Cam
- 24-05-22
Slow beginning, but keeps you interested!
I have had this book on my kindle for a while, but never got around to reading it, however when I found the audible version, I finished it in maybe 2 days?
The start was quite slow-paced for me personally (the pace may be okay for others), but the content was there and kept you interested. Overall I loved the book and was quite disappointed at the end - only because I had finished it!
The narrators of the two main characters fit the personalities perfectly!
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- cbferreira
- 15-04-22
not for feminists
it's degrading to find women represented as objects for men to "leave a mark on" with a big engagement ring, to call "mine" repeatedly as a possession, to flaunt like a pompous car or to defend with physical violence like one defends property. what's more concerning is that this is written by a female writer.
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- James Cressey
- 07-04-22
utter load of trash
what a terrible boring book. Just read the blurb because that's all that happens.
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- A. Bertaux
- 07-02-19
Enjoyable and Sexy
This book could also be titled "Autistic Woman Has Sex," and sex is about 60% of the book. While sex is a key part of the development of the relationship and the scenes were well written and well performed, I admit there were one or two times I was waiting for the sex to end so we could get back to the plot. This is bc Hoang created two compelling characters here, and Stella herself provides such a freshness of perspective on falling in love. P.S. If you like this one, check out Courtney Milan's Trade Me.
24 people found this helpful
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- Emily Kenny
- 22-08-18
It's a lot...
the story was really cute ,but theres a lot of descriptive sex, and not the creative kind. I've read other books with the "hot damn" description but this one basically the first half of the book is constant sex scenes. the second half isn't as bad, but it is a little excessive for my taste. If you like that kind of stuff, it's great, but I almost had to give up. narrator is awesome though.
209 people found this helpful
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- Kelli
- 28-12-18
Not only corny...
This book devolved in my opinion. It started out like a typical, semi-cheesy romance and ended painfully. The men in this book are just awful. Michael, in particular is maddening. Even after he finds out Stella is autistic, he makes everything about him, ignoring the fact that the way she experiences things is going to be different (unless of course they're having sex, then he is very thoughtful and considerate of her feelings). I am over the "I can't love you because I'm too messed up" narrative. Not for me.
10 people found this helpful
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- Jessica
- 12-06-18
Loved this!
This was a new author for me and a new narrator. Both were so fun with this book. I loved the characters and thought they were well rounded. The narrator made their voices come to life. I will gladly find both again and try more.
I don't speak Vietnamese, so unsure if things are pronounced correctly, but seeing the ebook and listening made me glad to know how to not pronounce things.
The secondary characters were so much fun and I am curious about possibly learning more about Michael's family.
40 people found this helpful
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- Beckersly
- 15-08-18
I'd buy these two undies.
This book was a fun romance to romp through. I went in expecting it to be similar to The Rosie Project...that it is not! It's got some pretty vividly explicit sex scenes. Those don't bother me but can be a shocker if you aren't expecting them to pop up.
I also felt like this book portrayed both instalove and slow burn at the same time. Not being a fan of instalove at all, I greatly enjoyed the ways that also made this a slow burn romance.
It's definitely a quick one to get through and lots of fun getting there (expect several chuckles along the way!).
80 people found this helpful
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- Jenna Narayan
- 22-06-18
Loved it
Superb, feel good romance that one can connect to, appreciate and dream about.
Highly recommend this novel, especially to fans of the hating game whore looking for similarly moving novels.
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- Susan
- 22-12-18
Just couldn't get into it
I'm surprised by so many positive reviews. I listened to about 4 hours and gave up. I didn't find Stella endearing or Michael's instant attraction believable. I'm not bothered by descriptive scenes, I just didn't care about the characters. I love books with flawed characters, but this missed the mark for me.
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- Mookie
- 04-01-19
Could not wait for this to end
I don't get all the love. Not at all what I was expecting. I thought it was going to be more of a romantic comedy
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- Rebecca F Hessler
- 11-08-18
Perfection
This is probably my favorite romance novel. If you like love to build, you’ll love this story.
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- Ginger
- 21-06-18
Wonderful! You’ll love it!
Such a sweet story, interesting characters and a nice departure from the usual plot lines.
This author is new to me, and now I want to see if she’s written anything else.
I highly recommend!
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