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The Mummyfesto
- Narrated by: Suzy Aitchison
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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- sue42
- 12-03-22
excellent listen,
a lovely warm tale, What if there was such a party in the next election?
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- Shelly
- 10-10-15
Don't waste your time.
The plotline of this book is extremely insulting. I typically love books narrated by Suzy Aitchison and Linda Green's books are pretty good but this one is just ridiculously patronizing towards stay-at-home moms. I don't like books that demean women. It's especially loathsome when it's done by another woman. Isn't it time that we support each other and stop making judgments? I couldn't even finish this book...ick. Give it a miss. Much better and more fun books out there.
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- Aimee
- 05-07-14
Mummyfesto
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This was my 3rd Linda Green book and I did find it a bit disappointing. I got a bit bored and almost gave up on it. The last 2 hours of the book were really good and I am glad that I stuck with it.