Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

  • Death and the Decorator

  • By: Simon Brett
  • Narrated by: Simon Brett
  • Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (97 ratings)
Offer ends May 1st, 2024 11:59PM GMT. Terms and conditions apply.
£7.99/month after 3 months. Renews automatically.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Death and the Decorator cover art

Death and the Decorator

By: Simon Brett
Narrated by: Simon Brett
Get this deal Try for £0.00

Pay £99p/month. After 3 months pay £7.99/month. Renews automatically. See terms for eligibility.

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £14.99

Buy Now for £14.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Listeners also enjoyed...

Mrs Pargeter's Principle cover art
Blotto, Twinks and the Bootlegger's Moll cover art
Mystery on Hidden Lane: An Utterly Gripping Cozy Mystery Novel cover art
Murder at the Dolphin Hotel: A Gripping Cozy Historical Mystery cover art
Charles Paris: Cast in Order of Disappearance cover art
Murder at the Spring Ball cover art
The Bookshop Murder cover art
An English Garden Murder cover art
Murder on Thames cover art
A Very English Murder cover art
Murder at the Nineteenth cover art
Murder at Everham Hall cover art
Deadly Dance cover art
Murder in Tuscany cover art
Say It With Poison, Mitchell and Markby Village, Book 1 cover art
Death at the Auction cover art

Summary

Having decided to redecorate Woodside Cottage, Jude has engaged the services of local man Pete, who has painted and decorated the homes of Fethering residents for many years. Pete is currently working on Footscrow House, a large Victorian building being converted into holiday flats.

Whilst at 'Fiasco House', as it is known locally due to the many failed business enterprises over the years, Jude and Pete make a surprising discovery behind a wall panel: a woman's handbag! The casual discovery becomes serious when the police identify the handbag's owner as Anita Garner, a young woman who vanished in suspicious circumstances 20 years earlier. Determined to find out what really happened, Jude and her neighbour Carole's investigations plunge them into a maze of deception and murder, as they uncover a number of uncomfortable secrets beneath the serene surface of Fethering life....

©2022 Simon Brett (P)2022 Isis Publishing Ltd

What listeners say about Death and the Decorator

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    66
  • 4 Stars
    22
  • 3 Stars
    7
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    0
Performance
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    61
  • 4 Stars
    21
  • 3 Stars
    3
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    1
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    61
  • 4 Stars
    15
  • 3 Stars
    8
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    0

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Love a Fethering Mystery!

As is my way with Fethering Mysteries, I listened to them all again before enjoying the treat of this new story.

Like Carole & Jude, I am in my 50s, & I enjoy spotting which bits of their contrasting characters I identify with most. I have Carole's insecurity & control freakery, combined with Jude's ability to connect with others, & her relaxed approach to diet & routine. It's a fun game to play!

I moved to Chichester aged 11 from East London, & Simon Brett does a fab' job at capturing all the petty snobbery of the Sussex middle classes! Makes me glad I went to Leeds University, married a Wakefield lad, & stayed up north!

I am now listening to Simon Brett's Decluttering Mysteries, which are darker in tone, but equally enjoyable, once you've adjusted to their first person narration.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

2 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

As ever , brilliantly entertaining

This whole series is a an absolute joy. Simon Brett is one of the few authors who narrates as well as he writes , you can tell he’s had a brilliant career in radio drama , great characters and a great story .

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

4 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Di
  • 11-10-22

Saved by the ending

Used to love these series and have listened to every single book so far. Simon Brett is one of my favourite authors, but really it must be true that authors start to despise their sleuths at some point, as we can see his two women sleuths characters changing for the worse in the past few books. Also, their relationship, really it’s not actually possible in real life. They would have either grown apart quietly, had a full blown argument on parting, or most likely would have grown closer than ever, regarding each other with love and respect, after having shared all these experiences together. Really, this dynamic doesn’t work and is going nowhere, with the women not milling together well, showing spite, envy and being unkind. It is very tiresome for the reader, boring and even annoying. The book was saved by the ending and a somewhat satisfactory conclusion. But I wish the Carol and Jude from the first books could come back or at least grow older more gracefully.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

As always, an absolute joy!

I will never tire of the casts of characters, storylines and wry social commentary on the residents of Fethering and surrounding areas. Having lived in West Sussex now for 15 years, I feel I could, at any point, bump into Carols and Judes. I dearly love Simon’s writing, and I even re-listen to some of the stories, which I don’t do with any other audio books. Hooray for the Fethering mysteries! Another absolute gem.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

If I could award six stars I would

Another great piece of creative work from the astonishingly multi-talented Mr Brett. Highly recommended

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

2 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

I enjoy Jude and Carole😃

Very good characterisation!! The plots are good in this series and the humour good!! You want to see them succeed 😃

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Superb as ever

I hope Simon Brett continues to enjoy bringing the characters of Carole and Jude to life for many years more. As usual a superb story with lovingly written characters and wonderfully performed. Thanks for a great listen.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant Brett

Witty and articulate as always. Brett never disappoints. Looking forward to the new one on the series

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Narrator sniffing is appalling!

The narrator sniffs at the end of every sentence, which if you are listening with headphones is an awful sound directly in to your ears and completely ruins the book as you can’t avoid it! Do they not do sound checks with narrators before casting? Or even realise during editing? The story is light and takes no thought but really the whole book is not worth listening to. If you want an easy read, just buy the book but DON’T listen to this on headphones unless you like someone sniffing constantly in your ears!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Meet the new Fethering Mystery, same as the old...

Predictable offering with little to recommend it. If you like the others in the series you may enjoy this . Once again two rather unattractive and meddlesome amateur detectives poke their noses into murder, finding the culprit but flinging accusations at all and sundry. The reading doesn't help. It recalls to me the other times authors have thought it a good idea to read their own works; Tennyson plodding through The Charge of the Light Brigade or Yeats droning through Innisfree.
I'd be quite happy if one of the victims of their unfounded accusations were to murder them both. The Courts would be lenient.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful