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Hooflandia

By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
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Summary

When Jeremy Clovenhoof decides to set himself up as president for life of his own breakaway country, he knows he’ll need money, lots and lots of money. That might be a bit difficult, particularly since the Inland Revenue has just presented him with an enormous tax bill and Heaven and Hell have sent Joan of Arc and Rutspud of the Sixth Circle to bring him under control. 

But nothing can keep this devil down. He’s got the business acumen and the spunk to make a fortune and found the independent nation state of Hooflandia. Come see the really big wall! Enjoy the nudist beach! Visit the combined log flume and waterboarding torture center! 

The seventh book in the Clovenhoof series, Hooflandia is a ridiculous romp, featuring ventriloquist dummies, cut-price funerals, sexy archbishops, robot cars, musical butt plugs, tax avoidance, and a million angry nuns.
©2018 Heide Goody and Iain Grant (P)2020 Heide Goody and Iain Grant
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Profile Image for mr peter a r pryde

went a bit over the top

feels strange to say was over the top, given the subject matter. but was loosing it way towards the end.
still fun though

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