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I Am Sort of a Loser
- Narrated by: Huw Parmenter
- Series: Barry Loser, Book 4
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning series, perfect for fans of Dennis the Menace, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, and Mr Gum.
‘Everyone at school knows I’m the loserkeelest person ever. So imagine how annoying it was when Fay Snoggles came into school one day acting even more loserkeel than me.'
There’s a girl in Barry’s class who’s getting more laughs than him! But luckily, Barry immediately thinks up one of his brilliant and amazekeel plans to make sure he’ll have the final chuckle. All he needs is 30 boxes of Beard Flakes....
Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world, amen. He graduated from art school with first-class honours (the best you can get) and went on to create the branding for a sweet little chain of coffee shops. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.
Critic reviews
"The review of the eight-year-old boy in our house...'Can I keep it to give to a friend?' Best recommendation you can get." (Observer)
"Hugely enjoyable surreal chaos." (Guardian)
"What’s not to love?" (The Sun)