Inappropriate Magic cover art

Inappropriate Magic

Magic of Magic, Book 1

Preview

£0.00 for first 30 days

Try for £0.00
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Inappropriate Magic

By: Clayton Wood
Narrated by: LaNecia Edmonds
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £18.99

Buy Now for £18.99

Confirm Purchase
Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.
Cancel

About this listen

A fantasy comedy adventure!

Destined to become a wizard and save the world, Chauncy got a job instead. 25 years later, destiny is pissed. And this time, it won’t take no for an answer!

When destiny knocked on Chauncy's door, someone else answered it...and told destiny to take a hike. So instead of going on a grand adventure to become a great and powerful wizard so he could save the world from certain destruction, Chauncy got a job.

Twenty-five years later, destiny came for Chauncy a second time...and when he told it to take a hike, it knocked him out, tied him up, and kidnapped him.

Now Chauncy has no choice but to go on the grand adventure he'd been putting off, to become a great and powerful wizard. Except he doesn't believe in magic, and he doesn't particularly believe in destiny either. Problem is, if he doesn't fulfill his destiny, the world as he knows it will end. And even if he does learn to become the wizard he should have been long ago, it might be too late anyway!

Experience this (inappropriate) fantasy comedy from the author of the Runic series and the Magic of Havenwood series!

DISCLAIMER:

This book contains inappropriate depictions of inappropriate people doing inappropriate things. Including, but certainly not limited to, inappropriate language and veiled connotations of the naughty variety. And of course, inappropriate magic.

©2020 Clayton Wood (P)2022 Clayton Wood
Destiny Fantasy Fiction Humorous Comedy Wizardry Magic Users Hiking Adventure Outdoor
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

Listeners also enjoyed...

A Power Renewed cover art
Royal Bastards cover art
Losers Club cover art
Cozy Witch Mysteries: Special Edition Box Set of 8 Books cover art
Albert Smith's Culinary Capers: The first 10 Recipes - A Culinary Cozy Mystery Adventure cover art
The Prof Croft Series cover art
The Junkyard Druid Novellas Boxed Set cover art
Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel cover art
The Wandering Inn cover art
Magical Midlife Madness cover art
Skythief cover art
Third Eye cover art
Artemis cover art
Pit Fighter: A LitRPG Progression Fantasy cover art
Space Assassins Box Set: The Complete Series, Books 1-5 cover art
Hellbender cover art

What listeners say about Inappropriate Magic

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    2
  • 4 Stars
    4
  • 3 Stars
    2
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    1
Performance
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    2
  • 4 Stars
    4
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    3
  • 1 Stars
    1
Story
  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    1
  • 4 Stars
    2
  • 3 Stars
    4
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    1

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

disappointing

this is a bit of a disappointing listen, I was expecting it to be great but even after the first chapter I was wishing it over but carried on hoping it would improve but sadly it didn't

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

A Bit Disappointing

While the story itself was cute and fulfilled the usual requirements of a standard fantasy adventure, albeit with more gay kings and gym rats than usual, the writing wasn't great. The author occasionally used words designed to sound clever, but incorrectly, this rather spoiling the intended effect. Added to that the slightly stilted performance, with some unusual choices of intonation and pacing and the mispronunciation of some words, had an overall unfortunate effect. A shame, really, because the secondary characters were a laugh riot, and the primary character eventually became quite fun, too.
Honestly, it wouldn't have taken much to make this book really awesome. Just a better editor and someone who could read it in the way it deserved.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Amateur at best

Neither the story nor the narration are great.
I’m sure the narrator is saying “feverently” instead of fervently and at one point “speaked”. Small things if the story was worth that many hours.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

A little bit too nudge nudge wink wink

The humour is geared more towards lads than ladies, not that I mind a bit of innuendo but the level here is rather infantile. The plot has several interesting twists, and moves at a reasonable pace but the world building lacks coherence and the main protagonist, Chancy, comes across as a bit of a whiner. I couldn’t like him. Ms Edwards does a reasonable job of bringing the characters to life but again Chancy is given a most unfortunate and whining voice which further compounded my dislike of him.
The magic, a bit like the world, hangs its coat on a very shugely peg. There’s no reason or pattern to it other than it’s something that has to be played at.
The framing of capitalism as the evil force is quite good, however the explanations of this were a tadge laboured. I won’t be getting the next in the series.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Terry pratchett it ain’t

There’s some clever moments in this story and some bits to genuinely enjoy, the relationship between Netty and Harry especially. But it feels more like a commentary than a fantasy novel in its own right. The premise is good and will carry you through but the world isn’t realised enough to feel like a true fantasy, whimsical enough to feel like a light comedy, or satirical enough to put a sheen on the concept of “what if the chosen one didn’t turn up in time to save the world”. Worth listening to but nothing that’s going to blow your socks off.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    1 out of 5 stars

Regretfully sent to the DNF (Did Not Finish) shelf

Having read some of the good reviews about the funny, magical book, I had to give up haveing thought I had missed something and restarted four times. Finally I got to chapter 9 without even a smile and having heard very little magic and had to give up.
The reader of the Audio is very monotone makeing all the charactures seam very boring, there is little or no humor.
Sorry, but I don't see what other people see in this book, it's not for me.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Enjoyable

A really good book, Wizards, Dragons, Kings and Hero's to keep you enthralled. Brilliant

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!