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The second book in this madcap must-have series for boys of six and above.

You know when someone's horrible to you in a dream and you wake up really annoyed with them? That’s what happened to me with my best friend Bunky.

Barry has a new problem: Gordon Smugly—who’s got the most perfect name for himself ever in the history of having a name, because he looks like a Gordon and is smug and ugly—has stolen Barry’s best friend.

Join Barry as he attempts to get Bunky back, organises a girly-scream voice test and tries to avoid seeing his teacher kissing his gran.

©2013 Jim Smith (P)2022 HarperCollins Publishers

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"The review of the eight-year-old boy in our house...'Can I keep it to give to a friend?' Best recommendation you can get." (Observer)

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