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Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire
- Unconventional Heroes, Book 3
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 15 hrs and 55 mins
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Summary
Two necromancers, a dragon, and a vampire - it sounds like a shortcut to disaster, and for Timmy, it’s certainly looking that way.
To earn his pardon and avoid becoming yet another necromancer statistic, Timmy has to work for the Council. From bandit uprisings to giant sea serpents and ogre invasions, Timmy and the others are there to save the day - sort of.
And despite relying on overly intelligent ninja rats, an elf who believes that fire is the answer to everything, a bureaucrat who struggles to stay conscious through an entire fight, and a precocious apprentice who has designs on his castle, property damage per mission is down, they haven’t blown up another mountain, and they’ve gone several missions without ripping a hole in reality.
Naturally, it won’t last.
When the dragon egg their resident pyromaniac stole hatches to reveal the world’s cuddliest harbinger of death, Timmy and the others are dragged into a pair of diabolically dangerous missions. Breaking out of one of the world’s most secure prisons was hard enough. Now, they have to break back in to rescue a vampire.
And then there’s the Eye of the Abyss. Does your country have a problem with a divine artefact capable of singlehandedly winning a war? Don’t worry. Just send Timmy and the gang. They’ll handle it, and Timmy might even get to live every necromancer’s dream with - zombie pirates.
Timmy and the others want their pardons, and they’re not going to let anyone stop them, not armies, not fleets, not even the most powerful empire the world has ever seen that just so happens to hold a centuries-old grudge against Everton.
The world is going to learn a very important lesson: never, ever underestimate a necromancer with a shovel and time to plan.
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- Customer58
- 14-09-22
Brilliant
Incredibly well read. The different voices kept me entertained throughout. In love with the series.
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- G.F.
- 28-04-23
Read the first book before this one.
Yet again an excellent story which is brilliantly read. But do listen to the first book before this one as the story continues and isn't a stand alone.
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- Jay P.
- 02-03-24
Character creation and variety
Nothing to dislike here, give it a go I’m sure you’ll love it as I do
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- H. Harmsen
- 25-02-24
This is so great!
I laughed and laughed. It was scary , it was genius, it was so awesome great. Great performer. Great story.
Omg, I loved it she much. On we go to the next book.
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- Helen
- 16-02-24
These books just tickle me
The narration is good, and I just love the lighthearted story. But a good story too. Onto the next adventure
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- Oliver Laird
- 14-02-24
The characters and wit in the story telling is superb!!
I love the entire series and would recommend it to anyone who enjoys off the wall characters and story lines.
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- Richard
- 30-01-24
Lustig und unkompliziert!
Kein großes Drama, lustig und kurzweilig geschrieben! Charaktere sind zwar oberflächlich, aber trotzdem amüsant! Eine kurzweilige Unterhaltung!
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- Gillian Heath
- 24-01-24
Fab!
I found it really funny and enjoyable: loads and loads of gleeful carnage and destruction!
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- CatLady
- 30-11-23
Good listen
loved it. Great accompment to my diy, has kept me sane throughout. on to the next installment.
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- Amazon Customer
- 19-11-23
Funny and clever and very original
Loved the first two books and this did not disappoint! You never know where the story is going to go with this series, and I find myself frequently laughing out loud at some of the crazy scenarios. Never takes itself too seriously either!
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